Just Plane Food

 

Just Plane Food

By Teak Kilmer

 

Eating on airplanes is more dangerous than fun

The sandwich I call “Attila the Hun”

Inside is grease, white paste is the bun

 

The yogurt explodes when you peel back the seal

while the coffee cup leaks all over your meal

which isn’t that bad ─ less coffee to taste

 

and less likely palate and stomach to waste

so the juice of the orange and fruit of the banana

spare us the revenge of the late Santa Anna

 

The announcements are loud, TV’s in the ceiling

Even food that is grown is in our guts reeling

Grease and caffeine undulate the white flour

 

that stuck to intestines in less than an hour

so the lines to the biffy are long and they’re slow

cause the guts can’t decide to stay put or to flow

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