Ode to the Fart: Or…to Air Is Human

 

Ode to the Fart: Or…to Air Is Human

 

A similar sound to squeezing the mustard

comes the fart ─ but a lower chakra shout ─

apparently just dying to get out.

 

Farting may offend the masses

but all do it who have asses.


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