The Puntiff

 

THE PUNTIFF
By Teak Kilmer

 

To my dear friend Roger Curtner *

Know we a one who’s very punny
His talents in this regard
hoist all comers by such petard[1]**
and by this stroke is very funny

 

Puntificates does he this lad
till no one round him could be sad
Lifts he one’s spirits, rustles one’s belly
turning all those about him to rosy jelly

 

Unskilled in punting, he became the class punner
which all do know is much more funner
He does this art sans ‘pun’ or ‘puncil’
just spews at will from oral ‘enuncil’
 
His utterances disarm with punch and beauty
as trippingly he does this humor duty
Our Roger Curtner, one man pundemic he
our doberman puncher, our punny tat gift of glee
 

Alas now off they swift him to the punitentiary.



*Roger was born disabled; never learned to even ride a bike.

**[1] A petard is X. "Hoist with his own petard" is a phrase from a speech in William Shakespeare's play Hamlet that has become proverbial. The phrase's meaning is literally to avoid being in front of a cannon when it fires. Today, a petard, according to Webster’s, is “a case containing an explosive to break down a door or gate or breach a wall” or “a firework that explodes with a loud report.”

 

 

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